I still laughed in spite of my lack of understanding yoga farts!


I bask in your warmth and I dance in your heat. Your music runs down my spine to the soul of my feet. I'm light as a feather when you sing your song. You Pierce my heart, I got an ache and a long.

Cross tattoo..

Beautiful cross tattoo and placement

I do this!!

The Dos Equis Guy - Jonathan Goldsmith


sucks to know that the president of our country can't handle his own stuff. The queen of England can do things for herself why canr he?

They should all be like this…

I wish all stop signs were written this way. I really wish people actually stopped at stop signs.

every. single. year.

me after victorias secret fashion show honey boo boo stomach

Love when you’re a little kid…

HAHAHAHA love this kid! Love when you’re a little kid // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes -

this cracked me up! Lol :)

What’s more nerve wrecking- the first kiss or the first fart?

OMG. Hilarious.

Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text her and be like, "Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.


Just living life & accomplishing small routine tasks can become overwhelming when you live with C/PTSD. It's okay to take a break. It's okay to have bad days. This is a normal part of the healing process. It will take time.


👩who ya talking to? 👨jake from State Farm 👩jake from sate farm at in the morning? 👨it's jake from State Farm 👩what are you wearing jake from State Farm? 👴uh, khakis 👩she sounds hideous 👨well she's a guy so

Coffee and Wine. Yes this is me and @Lindsey Grande Grande Jones and @Amber Nickerson

Coffee and Wine. Coffee keeps me going until it's time for wine!

Was looking through my yearbooks the other day...

Grinch, I Hate You favorite Christmas movie

When you get a new car...

Funny pictures about When you get a new car. Oh, and cool pics about When you get a new car. Also, When you get a new car.

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change, and wine to accept the things I can't. (Well, I don't really drink wine but I think this is funny.)

Quote coffee wine play in serenity prayer God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.