Amen.

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Whether you see your glass half-empty or half-full it doesn't matter. You did NOT pour enough wine into your glass. Start over.

sassy pants with some smartassy

I don't always wear my sassy pants. But, when I do, I wear them classy with some smart assy. Stay sassy my friends.

I just might tell people this from now on...

The way I see it, it's a good thing to be weird. Be different and stay true to yourself. You can't please everyone and be this perfect version that people expect you to be. Weird it up.

haha! i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering.

i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering. Except what it needs to say is if I give up drinking COFFEE!

LOL

Life is not a fairytale. if you lose a shoe at midnight, you`re drunk.

But she thinks she cute

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I love your outfit. Did it come with a pole?

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