Do not read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you. LOL I have no idea why I think this is so funny.


Funny Flirting Ecard: It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.


Back In My Day We Had Nine Planets T-Shirt

How are the kids going to learn the name and order of the planets? My Very Educated Mother Served Us Nine. The world will never know what my educated mother served us!

This is the truth.

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D


T-Rex Tiny Arms. Poor Dino D:. oh my, thats funny! Yeah, and you ab-so-lu-tel-ly NEVER saw this anywhere else before right? take my red pinkie bro dinosaur t rex happy fuuuuuu

Funny Pranks Of The Week

wish we had done this as a senior prank. in every classroom. but first called all students with asthma to the commons area. haha-----you have given me a senior prank idea.

Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps is now the most decorated Olympic athlete of all time. He has 22 medals: 18 gold, two silver, and two bronze.

true that lol

When a two year old hands you a toy phone - Funny quote says: No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.

Nice Peter!!

It is thanks to this man that I am such a happy positive person! I love Nice Peter!


Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote even Whorton doesn't wanna hear you and Cindy Lu who won't go anywhere near you