-I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today

-I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today my life in a sentence.

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Mine would be an inferior snack today FT xxx or, "zombie's eat brains, so I think it's safe to say you're not in any danger.

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Haha..not me at all..but this is funny!

My housekeeping style is best described as, "There appears to have been a struggle." Yes, especially with laundry.

Stupid people are like glow sticks.  I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

Give it to 'em GOOD.

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Oh boy is this SOOOO true!

In memory of the squirrel that ran out in the road every day I went to work same time each day. Rest in peace in squirrel heaven, my little buddy ;

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