these just make me laugh!!!
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Glad I don't snore. I suppose That's why most men wake like why do my ribs hurt, cause you snore and your old lady kicked you in the them while you were snoring.

@Julie Forrest Forrest Forrest Forrest Forrest Mac

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick.


Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I think I'm allergic to chocolate. My ass and thighs are showing definite signs of swelling.

Yup - that's Sunday!!

Funny Weekend Ecard: That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day and you're not sure whether to put on regular clothes or pajama's. *Always choose pajamas!

When I'm this mad, and extremely calm, you need to worry. & when I start laughing

Happens on occasion...

Checked email, and Ready to start my day. Oh look, it's lunch time.


Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long.


"I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry." Well I really do get faint and shaky if I don't eat often enough.

Oh yeah

"I'm sick of people telling me to live today like it's my last. If that were the case, I'd tell my boss to fuck off, waste all of my money on one pair of shoes, & punch a stranger." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout Ecard

Hell ya! Isn't this how it's supposed to be done?

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: To fold a fitted sheet: Simply find and match the corners then say,

Haha! I SOOO would!!!

I Waste So Much Time

I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered. So true.

I really need to find a hobby at work.

I think maybe i'll start spanking the owners daughter, it is very appearant i'm the one she wants some of.