This is me.

Don`t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me. - Al Capone Quote


Funny Family Ecard: I pin more food and sarcastic comments than anything. People must think I am one fat bitch.


Quotes: In alcohol's defense I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Truths for mature humans - Seriously, read it through. You'll agree with at least half. The rest you'll secretly agree with, but never admit it.

The only way you can be sure.

The only way you can be sure…


Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: Grant me wine to accept the things I cannot change, coffee to change the things I can, and an opaque mug.

No kidding

Periods are ridiculous. I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.

This is so me.

Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch. SO TRUE!

Future plans.

Funny pictures about I'm going to hell. Oh, and cool pics about I'm going to hell. Also, I'm going to hell.

True dat!

Dementors are here sucking the life from me. That's work, work sucks the life out of me. lol this is so me, if there's one thing that I dread most out of the week, it is going to work.

true story

Quote: Two things i know for certain in my life. I have big boobs My taste in music is wonderful

This fits half the people I work with!

Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry, I don't meet the height requirement to ride your emotional roller-coaster.


I literally just told caleb this about my upcoming 10 year haha. Funny because it's true. Duck Dynasty's Jase Robertson has some great truth about class reunions.