Quotes and Sayings
Quotes and Sayings
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Yey+its+FRIDAY!! Oh+wait..+i+work+saturday FUCK+SAKE
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Yey its FRIDAY!! Oh wait.. I work saturday FUCK+SAKE
That Friday feeling!
Every damn time
I would like to think that I'll die a heroic death, but I'll probably trip over my cat and choke on a spoonful of frosting.
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It would be my dog, but yes.
My sister says I am a crazy cat lady that accidentally got married and had kids so this might actually happen
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Creative Toasts // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures
8 toasts to give while drinking... to staying positive and testing negative! hahaha
8 Favorite Toasts To Give For Drinking - Damn! LOL
Creative Toasts - Here's to staying positive and testing negative.
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Lol oh too funny
My friends are all posting about how awesome their husbands are, and I'm like, "I haven't killed mine yet, so that's good, right?" | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Ha ha ha ha so true!
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
Funny Sister E-cards | Funny Family Ecard: As your sister, I just think you should know that ...
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Best friend. true story
Funny Family Ecard: As your sister, I just think you should know that I would never volunteer myself as tribute to save you if the Hunger Games were real. @Jeanne Wiard just an FYI
@Laura Teems true best friend quote right there!
I don't like you. My best friend doesn't like you. She has never met you. But that's how she rolls. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
Best friend code. That's how it goes. Truth
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Floor length? Nah
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Short girl problems: floor length dress - three feet of extra material
evil maxi dresses that look like I stole a little girl’s awkward length dress.
Tall Girl Probs
Tall girl probz.
Tall Girl Problems... "Floor length" dresses? More like mid-calf tunics.
It is so hard to find perfectly long dresses
Hair Tips for the DIY Girl: Easy French Twist Updo Bun Tutorial
Capricorn facts x
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Capricorns are not looking for "fairy tales" when it comes to love.... #Capricorn #Quotes
Capricorn--thats true :) cause otherwise i don't give them the time of day :)
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The Capricorn life
But so true...always having to watch when I bend over...thank God Leggings are back in style!
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Tall Girl Problems - Story of my life.
So true. STORY of my life!
dang long legs make everything look shorter! My life
Where was this quote in Jr high?
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It's so true it hurts
Its a girl thing
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100% my life I couldn't decide which board to put this in: this one or Laugh Out Loud. Let's face it's hilarious but completely describes me. (& if you're curious, THE LAST ONE ALWAYS WINS OUT ;D)
girl-thing-2 : theBERRY
Capricorn Thought: sometimes I really wonder when I'll get the chance to just relax, I mean totally relax, with no worries at all.
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Capricorn Thought: sometimes I really wonder when I'll get the chance to just relax, I mean totally relax, with no worries.
51 Wonderfully Witty and Sarcastic eCards - Snappy Pixels
Every. Single. One... I laughed my head off.
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Bad joke eel strikes again. Oh, such cheesy jokes! :) Actually got my teenagers to laugh!!
Bad joke eel meme. SO funny. Have not laughed this hard in a LONG time.
Ooooh I love puns and corny jokes! So laughed at these!
Funny joke and pun eel
Funny stuff here! Bad Joke EEL
too funny, it made me laugh out loud!!!
Buffalo Wing Hummus - Emily Bites
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KEEP CALM AND CALL YOUR SISTER @Courtney Baker Baker Baker Baker Baker Baker Baker Baker Baker Baker Boeckman Pleus @Chelsey Boatwright Photography Boatwright Photography Boatwright Photography Boatwright Photography Boatwright Photography Boatwright Photography Boatwright Photography Boatwright Photography Boatwright Photography Boatwright Photography Carrender
KEEP CALM AND CALL YOUR SISTER so true... for me
KEEP CALM AND CALL YOUR SISTER @Melissa Squires Squires Squires Squires Squires Squires Soderberg Oldham - you got that right!
This is so true. My sister is my rock, a call from her can fix anything. She's my best friend, my Yoda, my everything.
KEEP CALM AND CAll YOUR SISTER
Capricorn - hardly cry but yes I hold things in way too long and usually cry from anger.
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Omg so true. #Capricorn #quote #cry
if I had a dollar every time someone called me a bitch, I could retire
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so true about some people!
FOLLOW FOR MORE #humor #funny #lol #laugh
Funny stuff! I know a couple people like this.
Gah!!!!! True story!!!! I hate those people!!!!!!
Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' Truth.
Some Ecards 2014
KEEP CALM YOUR SISTER LOVES YOU Marianne Glass Glass Glass Glass Burchard Design Lamonds
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KEEP CALM YOUR SISTER LOVES YOU - @Kelly Teske Goldsworthy Teske Goldsworthy
“To see a World in a Grain of Sand And a Heaven in a Wild Flower, Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand And Eternity in an hour.” ― William Blake
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To see a World in a Grain of Sand And a Heaven in a Wild Flower, Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand And Eternity in an hour. William Blake
Seashell on the beach
Seashell...I hear the ocean. ;)
Happens to me all the time
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bahaha story of my life!
so funny, but so true.
Real life. So true!
True story ... or when i actually do wear makeup everyone is like..."Hey, you look really pretty today" shm
No makeup - My life. - ecard - Humor me -Random Funnies
Bahaha, so true!!
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.
HAHAHA! Too funny not to pin, because it's so true!
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Idiot control instead of gun control. Good luck with that one!
so true lol
Exactly. Guns don't kill people, people kill people.
We do need more gun control but a common sense pill would help too.
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ECards • so true • so relatable • kids • parents •
Amen! The parents that just sit back and laugh when their kids misbehave drive me crazy
mmmm. I know SO many parents who need this quote!
That's the truth! Won't be my kid!