"When you're underwear matches your bra, you feel good about yourself. When your underwear matches your bra everyday, you should step back and really think about your life.
I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.
Lol so true haha Some Ecards Money Funny
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This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!
Teenager Post I'm glad I don't have a thigh gap I almost dropped my phone into the toilet but I caught it with thunder and lightning.
Rottenecards - My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. My all-time mood.
I do this all the time. Even when I'm trying really hard not to. Not remembering someone’s name after meeting them numerous times. 21 Things That Ought To Be More Socially Acceptable
Bahaha, I love short arm Trex jokes, never seen this one before! The Unstoppable T-Rex