"Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.

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“And to think that we started as a book group.”

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Treat yourself to a cartoon from The New Yorker

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Picasa Web Albums - carmen freer - Senior Moments

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Low tech gifts - John Atkinson

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Drawing with the Wrong Hand: The Work of John Atkinson

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Ernie Facepalm. If Ernie thinks you are an idiot, you are indeed an idiot.

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9 Universal Truths Of Growing Up With Glasses

9 Universal Truths Of Growing Up With Glasses

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When an Aussie says "Just down the road" it can be anywhere from a block, to a kilometre, to a 3 day drive. Just Down the Road

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Australian Road Signs

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47 Signs You'll Only See In Australia

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I also have a small list of book recommendations. ;)

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Immigrants steal our dictionaries ;-)

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How to cook a steak or how not to cook a steak meme. It's ruined!

how to cook a steak meme - Memepile

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As a kid, did you ever knock on people's doors and run away before they could answer? Well, guess what....we are hiring.

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Inherit the Mirth Comic Strip, March 26, 2014 on GoComics.com

Inherit the Mirth by Cuyler Black, March 26, 2014 Via @GoComics

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Breaking the Law like a Boss

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33 Most Perfectly Timed Photos Will Take Your Breath Away

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Based on the amount of laundry, I'm going to assume that there are people living here I've never seen yet.

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Horror Movie!

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Ouch!

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Spam from Hogwarts.

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My main area of expertise is, of course, string theory. (@SciencePorn) | Twitter

SciencePorn (@SciencePorn)

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When a customer enteres 2 minutes before closing.

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Just When You Think You’re Done

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Selfies - A handy guide for men.

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Guy trying to take a selfie gets kicked in the face by train conductor

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I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people.

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Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.

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I wake, reluctant; Too cold to get out of bed; but I need to pee. Winter Haiku

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Barbieland Gothic

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36 Pop Cultural Reinventions Of The American Gothic Painting

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