"Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
by Laurie Furnell
Low tech gifts - John Atkinson
Ernie Facepalm. If Ernie thinks you are an idiot, you are indeed an idiot.
9 Universal Truths Of Growing Up With Glasses
When an Aussie says "Just down the road" it can be anywhere from a block, to a kilometre, to a 3 day drive. Just Down the Road
Australian Road Signs
Immigrants steal our dictionaries ;-)
How to cook a steak or how not to cook a steak meme. It's ruined!
Inherit the Mirth Comic Strip, March 26, 2014 on GoComics.com
Breaking the Law like a Boss
Based on the amount of laundry, I'm going to assume that there are people living here I've never seen yet.
Spam from Hogwarts.
My main area of expertise is, of course, string theory. (@SciencePorn) | Twitter
When a customer enteres 2 minutes before closing.
Selfies - A handy guide for men.
I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people.