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Wine Humor, Quotes, Chances, 99% Chance Of Wine, Wine Forecast, Funny, So True, Drinks, Tonight Forecast
Funny little quotes that are true
TOO BAD I DON'T EVEN DRINK WINE!
Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of wine #funny
Nutella Funny, Amen, Definition, Buy, Bahaha, So True, Nutella Humor, Peanut Butter, Nutella Quotes
Why I can't buy Nutella or peanut butter!!
So true. I definitely have days like this :)
Jealous lying whore
Lying Whore, Jealous Lying, Feeling Fat Humor, Funny Fat, Feelings Fat, Sartorial Sartorial, Fat Bitch Ecards, Bitch Lol, Feel Fat
Haha hate that bitch lol :)
@Veronica Sartori Sartori Sartori Sartori Sartori Sartori Trevino
My scale is trying to make me feel fat again. Jealous lying whore.
Santa Letter, for when the kids find out...i just got chills. love it!!
Holiday, Ideas, Kids Finding, Parents, Explain Santa, Kids Stuff, Christmas, Baby, Santa Letters
This is perfect since Brian has decided he is too old for little kid stuff and informed his dad that santa doesnt exist yesterday and refused to sit on santas lap and take a picture! My heart broke
Santa Letter, for when the kids find out - pretty cool idea, however may want to term it as a game everyone plays at christmas time, otherwise they may wonder if Jesus is also a lie..
Santa Letter, for when the kids find out, really great way of explaining Santa!
"Santa Letter, for when the kids find out... I just got chills. love it!!" <> (Christmas, holiday, St. Nick, Santa Claus, kids)
Santa Letter, for when the kids find out...KEEPING THE MAGIC ALIVE! #parenting #Christmas #SantaClaus
This is the best thing ever!!! Santa Letter, for when the kids find out. My baby is all grown up :(
Mistletoe Christmas quotes love
#christmas #holiday #party
Mistletoe. Like, Now. Print | This ''Mistletoe. Like. Now' art print is handmade from archiv... | Posters
Tis the season
Mistletoe. Like, Now. would be so cute on a Christmas card for your significant other
Mistletoe, Christmas Cards, Holiday Parties, Seasons, Quote, Art Prints, Christmas Holiday, Frames Art, Christmas Breakfast
Fashion, Life, Style, Quotes, Happy, Funny, True, Things, Shoes Shoes
It's funny cuz it's true!
Material things come & go. Marriage under God should last FOREVER as promised.ALL of the things we had..They stole without court order..I gave to return with love after the neightbor had me convinced Karen was being hurt..Did my one true love in this life allow those who "love" her to be of Christ to forgive & live as He joined us in truth or did they teach her how to be superficial in lying,cheating & stealing to be a "caregiver" who doesn't truly care to say "whatever" to our 6 years? Happy?
If the shoe one in every #girl fashion shoes #girl shoes #shoes #fashion shoes| http://fashion-shoes-gallery-542.blogspot.com
Diy Crafts, Be A Dads, Dads Quotes, Fathers Day Gift, Style Quotes, Sweets Gift, Fathers Day Cards, But Vintage, Vintage Style
Father's Day Gift Ordinary Men Vintage Style Quote by CrestField
Diy Crafts Dads <3, Diy, Diy & Crafts, Top Diy
Any man can be a father...it takes a special man to be a Dad
such a sweet gift for daddy
Truth about dads #quote #fathersday
Father's Day Card
Thoughts, Inspiration, Stuff, English Language, Book, Williams Shakespeare, Things, Shakespeare Quotes, Owe
Some inspiration - things we say today that we owe to Shakespeare.
Things We Say Today Which We Owe To William Shakespeare. #quotes #english #language
Things We Say Today Which We Owe To Shakespeare- fun stuff. who wouldda known!!??
Phrases We Owe to Shakespeare Becky, a 20-year-old English Lit geek living in London, scribbled out this list in a Moleskine notebook at 3 am a couple nights ago. She posted it on her Tumblr page, and within 24 hours, more than 11,000 people had saved it in their favorites file. She was astonished. “I still don’t know how something I scribbled in a hurry at 3am got so many notes in the space of a day? Shakespeare is clearly too awesome,” Becky said in an update on the post today. “I spelt “bated” wrong, awk … Someone said this looks like a serial killer’s notebook, which made me laugh a lot. They’re not wrong, I’ve been a sleep deprived zombie lately.” She certainly is a girl on a mission. On her birthday on August 30th, she set a challenge for herself: Read a book every week until she turns 21. “Lately, I’ve gotten into the terrible habit of buying books but never reading them. Gradually I’ve been reading less and less,” she said. She put together a list of 52 books (heavy on Palahniuk, Murakami and Hemingway) and posted it here. “I thought it would be a good way to encourage others to read more too.” Want to take the challenge? The details are here. She’s also giving away the books she reads. Awesome.
Laundry room. I love this but I want it to say looking for sole mates. I'd need to make about four of these to hold all of Scott's lonely socks!
Room Signs, Laundry Room Lov, Lonely Socks, Room Decor, Room Ideas, Laundry Rooms, Lost Socks, Clothing Pin, Sole Mates
Laundry room decor. Cute and funny
Laundry room sign... could also say looking for sole mates.
Laundry room idea!
Lost socks. Every laundry room should have one of these boards with clothes pins: "looking for sole mates"
F. Scott Fitzgerald. Gatsby
Thoughts, The Great Gatsby, Brian Andrea, Sweets, L'Wren Scott, F Scott Fitzgerald, Scott Fitzgerald Quotes, Love Quotes, Room
"When I first met her I knew in a moment I would have to spend the next few days re-arranging my mind so there’d be room for her to stay." -F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby Thoughts by: http://www.SeekingtoMarry.com/ - "The Person You Are Seeking To Marry Could Be Just One Click Away!"
Brian Andreas quote. Is this what he thought then? Did he just run out of room?
When i first met her i knew in a moment I would have to spend the next few days rearranging my mind so there'd be room for her to stay f scott fitzgerald quote
f scott fitzgerald quotes | scott fitzgerald-beautiful love quote
F Scott Fitzgerald- The Great Gatsby. So sweet.
Steve Martin, Splendid Adventure, Crossword Puzzles, Adventure Quotes, Beautiful Mess, Delight Chaotic, Beautifulmess, Steve Maraboli, Crossword
Kudos Steve Martin :)
"She is delightfully chaotic; a beautiful mess. Loving her is a splendid adventure." Quote by Steve Maraboli
let's go anywhere
Lights, Travel Design, Letsgo, Inspiration, Quotes, Neon Signs, Roads Trips, Lets Go, Wood Wall
Let's go anywhere by Sarah Foelske / #neon #signs #lights
Let's Go Anywhere #Travel #Design
Road trip! let's go anywhere
Let's go anywhere. #travel #travelquotes #quotes #lights #letsgo #experience #life #adventure #fun
an inspiring light - #let's go anywhere
Neon lights. Quote. Wood wall. Room.
Real Life, Life Skills, Ridiculous True, Pythagorean Theorem, So True, Really I, Funny Math Shirts, True Stories, High Schools
Ridiculously true. This is so true on so many levels!
Really, I paid 30 grand for what exactly?
true story. For real! Buying a house is very confusing. Thanks a lot high school life skills!
Ridiculously true... but the Pythagorean Theorem is easy! ;)
Thank God I know the Pythagorean Theorem | add to the list: self promote, how to interview, how to write a good cover letter and kick ass resume, the importance of networking and how to do it professionally. The list goes on. I was more prepared for college after high school than real life after college.
hot tea :)
Hot Teas, Hotties, Pickuplines, Teas Time, Pick Up Lines, Quotes, Funny, Things, Pickup Line
hot tea = hottie #pickupline
hot tea = hottie arrested devel quotes
hot tea = hottie Pick up line level: punny
hot tea... bad pun but funny!
hot tea = hottie. Hahaha, awesome pickup line!!
hot tea. hottie. Same thing
Shotgun Neon Sign
Siblings Quotes Funny, Kelly Mark, Call Shotguns, Funny Neon Signs, Funny Siblings Quotes, Funny Art Quotes, Neon Signs Quotes, True Stories, Infinity Quotes
Design Bedroom, Funny Pics, Crowns, Queens, Interiors Design, Princesses, Parties Time, Animal, Zebras
Party time! It's a crowned zebra... haha...
Rue Magazine (September 2012 Issue). Styling & Concept by Fiona Leahy. Photography by Belathee Photography. Venue: Aynhoe #decoracao de casas #design bedrooms #interior design office| http://officedesign407.blogspot.com
zebra queen crown on zebra
Striped princess. #art #animal #zebra #photography #feather #crown #photo #zoo
Love the crown !! Funny pic !! Party zebra @Natasha S S S S Scherief
Coffee Mugs Quotes, Hans Gri, Funny Birthday Quotes For Me, Funny Coffee Mugs, Funny Stuff, So True, Hangry, Things, Totally Me
Ahh, so true. I suffer from hangriness!
Hangry: anger fueled by hunger. A cranky state resulting from lack of food, especially sweet things.
ARE YOU HANGRY - funny coffee mug… this is totally ME hahaha
In the article Pinned Down, it declares Pinterest as the social network for women. The vast majority of Pinterest users are women because it is easier to "see" women on Pinterest as opposed to other social networks. This ecard offers another perspective in a joking manner that men are actually behind Pinterest to influence women to act in an ideal way. -Shannen S.
Conspiracy Theories, True Facts, Funny Pinterest Quotes, Too Funny, So True, Conspiracy Theory, So Funny, Men Are, Pinterest Conspiracy
Oh My Freaking Stars!: The Pinterest Conspiracy ... so funny!
Pinterest: Conspiracy theory? - cuz its too funny not to share!
Pinstrosity: Pinterest Conspiracy HA! MEN ARE NOT THAT SMART!
Bahaha true fact
Pinterest: Conspiracy theory? So true, lol!
Life, Inspiration, Cups Of Coffe, Cat Stevens, Baby Baby, Wild Quotes, Baby Room, Things, Black Heart Quotes
love this song /// Now, that I've lost everything to you You say you wanna start something new And it's breakin' my heart you're leavin', baby, I'm grievin' But if you wanna leave, take good care Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there... ///Cat Stevens
Adventure isn't necessarily the unfamiliar, but the unappreciated excitement that is the simple, yet beautiful things in life. x
all that inspires.
oh baby baby it's a wild world ♥ cat Stevens
Not you again doormat.
Welcome Mats, Back Doors, Laugh, Doormat, Doors Mats, Front Doors, Funny Stuff, Things, House
$28,99 Oh Shit Not You Again – Doormat | Cool People Shop Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh. This mat also makes for a great gift for someone member that loves to goof around. Closing a few doors now and again is perfectly fine (especially if it's your front door.) Tell repeat offenders to bugger off without stepping on toes with the Oh Shit! Not You Again Doormat, a clever greeting to delight loved ones and make trespassers think twice.
I NEED THIS DOORMAT! One for my front door, one for my back door, one for my office door...
Oh Shit Not You Again Doormat - FUNNY!... this would fit in our house perfectly!
I seem to have a thing for doormats...
an honest welcome mat for the front door
House Warming Gifts- funny stuff
Amen, Kinda Camps, Room Service, So True, Camp Foods, Beach, Agree, Spa, My Style
so true! That is my kinda camping
lets see dusty, dirty, sweaty, trails ending in gross camp food and sleeping in a tiny camper - or- sun, surf, beach, chef prepared food and a beautiful 5 star hotel.....tought decision -
I do love camping, but as I get older, this is becoming more my style... I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferrably in a hotel. With a pool. And a spa.
I couldn't agree more!
And a beach and room service. And I would prefer that preferably be spel led correctly. ...aahaha previous pinner made me laugh : D
Amen to that!
so true! OR a cruise ship with a pool and spa!
Words Of Wisdom, My Life, Funny, So True, Life Mottos, Last Minute, Products, Inspiration Quotes, True Stories
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute. So true!!
words of wisdom to live by
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute... story of my life!
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute! True story! :)
My life motto!
Funny, but true: hothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute life quotes quotes quote life inspirational quotes life lessons work hard life sayings productive
cutest thing i have ever read