"Funny Workplace Ecard: Please hover over my shoulder and watch my every move, I love that! ~said NO ONE EVER!!!!"
"I don't judge a book by it's cover. Well, except for you. You really are the ugly, bitter, psychotic, hating ass bitch you appear to be!"
Call her a hoe. Makes you look incredibly ignorant and we laugh. She hasn't slept with as much people as she told that scumbag husband of yours; and just because he left you for her doesn't make her one. You can sit there and blame her for the rest of your life, which you will, but don't ever forget what you did. Don't lie about it either. Nothing I hate more than a lying hypocrite.
It's not that I hate you... I just like it better when you're not around.
This is me
It’s the little details that make a house a home. #zulily
I'M HAVING FRUIT SALAD FOR DINNER, OK IT'S MAINLY GRAPES, OK ALL GRAPES, FERMENTED GRAPES. I'M HAVING WINE FOR DINNER
Always look on the bright side
Someone buy me this. I need two. One for work, one for every other day lol
so sparkly! That's some funny shit right there.
WOW we both laughed out loud at this one..
Can't. Stop. Laughing
Lighten the fuck up!
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You have your facts, and then you have your grudges. Two totally different things...
This doesn't even apply to anyone specific I just think it's hilarious!!
Ramin is married. In conclusion, I will die single. Stages of Bring Him Home live: 1. Cry 2. Sob 3. Hyperventilate 4. Try to cover mouth to try and quiet myself 5. Start choking on my own tears and running out of air.