Chances are - you handed me scissors

I live my life by this I completely cut people out if they hurt me enough. Some people judge me harshly because they think that I'm to harsh. But the truth is I cut people out because I find that this is the only way to continue with my life.

I'M DYING please read the whole thing hahahahah

I'M DYING please read the whole thing hahahahah Apparently I did not speak french.

Yup, just in case.

someecards - I don't know if I'm hungry but I'm going to eat anyway, just in case

Been there

you know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves. I think I stressed myself into the worst migraine ever.

I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 94 Pics

To this inventor, I would like to ask "How many times did your child ram her head into the door handle?" Funny Pictures Of The Day - 94 Pics

Flight risk

ALL THE TIME! Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm having the kind of day at work where I fear that I am a flight risk.

Charles Bukowski #quote

"I want the part of you that you refuse to give. The part that you are afraid to show the part that I want more then anything.your heart. I will embrace with so much love you'll forget someone else broke it.

english teachers put more thought into the novel than the actual author did! so true! my ELA teacher asks questions like "why do you think the author wrote this book?