For real!

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

Merely a flesh wound!

Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. RHE Knight: 'Tis but a scratch. Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off! RHE Knight: No, it isn't. Arthur: Well, what's that then? RHE Knight: I've had worse. Arthur: You liar! RHE Knight: Come on you pansy!

How I feel every day...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm not a real grown-up but I play one at work


When you wake up from nap looking for food - meme. Boxer (dog) wrapped in a blanket, very funny muzzle :)

"I heard you like Minions..."

Can I please have a minion! Particularly the Wolver-minion (he's the hybrid of 2 of my fav things- Minion + Wolverine)

Always up for a good pun.

And this is why whales are my favorite animal. They're BEAUTIFUL. They are punny :)