"Real life Dumbo" - more like photoshopped Dumbo. The ears have been enlarged and twisted around (you can see how they really attach on the big elephants), and it's been lifted off the ground. In real life, elephants can't jump (and certainly not fly).
Modified Police Respond to Vicious Dog in Baltimore City. The dog was so vicious he licked the officer to death. :) The officer responded to a "dangerous pit bull" situation and came home with his new best friend.
For most of our history America’s nickname for Pit Bulls was “The Nanny Dog”. For generations if you had children and wanted to keep them safe you wanted a pit bull, the dog that was the most reliable of any breed with children or adults.