I haven't seen the whole thing before now.

See you later alligator, After a while crocodile, Be sweet parakeet, Give a hug ladybug . First time I've seen the whole thing.

truth.

Hon, I know where we keep everything in the house. I live here, remember? Said no husband ever. (Reminds me of my dad!

Exactly!

I wish I were as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat. Haha so true. The first time I said "God I'm so fat," I was like 110 pounds and in grade.

I'm awesome at this....

Adulthood Tetris: So THIS is why my kids can't seem to load the dishwasher. they never played Tetris!

So True!

You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up before you come over.sorry no clean cups.u know where we keep the dishsoap

SO TRUE!

No joke."I didn't do anything because I have a day off I want to relax!like I relax on Saturdays doing dishes, laundry, and cleaning?

TRUTH.

Funny Confession Ecard: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not oblivious to what's going on, I'm just a professional avoider of drama, whining, and bullshit.

Yep!

I'm ready for some blessings that aren't in disguise. (Although, I know I already have blessings to be thankful for).***TELL ME ABOUT IT!**** Lately this is EXACTLY how i feel.

Truth

You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean? Ya, neither do I.happens every blue moon

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