nice feeling

It's true. My mom always taught me to match my underwear with my outfit! I feel out of sorts if they don't match!

That horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult, but you realize you are an adult. So you look around for an older adult. An adultier adult. Someone better at adulting than you.

Funny Quote - That horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult, but you realize you are an adult. So you look around for an older adult. An adultier adult. Someone better at adulting than you.

Ohhhh myyyyy gaaawwwd. AMAZING.

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

Hahaha!! I'm so gonna use this on someone! ..or at least mumble it under my breath behind them in a stern way.

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I hope you fall down with your hands in your pockets.

True dat.

The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked 'What's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin' . LOL that is so true !

lol

(Too bad intelligent is spelled wrong) LOL I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. Its a public service really.

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Walmart: The only place on earth where you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life "What Not to Wear" episode all in one place.

daily odd compliment

daily odd compliment - I have thought about this a million times, and I hope that I have a friend in my life that would know which picture to show

Yep, call me old fashioned.

Call me old-fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina. - my point exactly

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