Can't stop laughing
It's true. My mom always taught me to match my underwear with my outfit! I feel out of sorts if they don't match!
Lol So True
Im Here For You
I Love You
Funny Quote - That horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult, but you realize you are an adult. So you look around for an older adult. An adultier adult. Someone better at adulting than you.
Can't Stop Laughing
Laughing So Hard
Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)
Common White Girl
I basically have 3 hair styles. basically describes me!
Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I hope you fall down with your hands in your pockets.
Haha So True
Funny But True
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked 'What's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin' . LOL that is so true !
(Too bad intelligent is spelled wrong) LOL I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. Its a public service really.
Haha So True
Walmart: The only place on earth where you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life "What Not to Wear" episode all in one place.
Daily Odd Compliments
A Good Friend
Best Friend Sayings
daily odd compliment - I have thought about this a million times, and I hope that I have a friend in my life that would know which picture to show
Call me old-fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina. - my point exactly