Sarcasm at its finest
No coffee, No workee ~ Caffeine makes me human
Toddler (n.) - Emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator with the uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting to a loveable creature
More like "Well played Mom, well played." Idk how many times she cursed me saying "I hope you have kids just like you.
Home is where my husband Zack is. He's my lover, my partner, my confidant, my champion, my best friend is.
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