Oh crap. here he comes Can't I come in the box? You won't fit. You are too fat. I've been eating salad The box isn't big enough. Nonsense, the box is plenty big. You are crushing me! I told you. CAN"T BREATHE!
Best of Tumblr part 4
Ferret stuck in a toilet paper roll= the cutest thing I've seen all day.
That's a nice toe you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.Yes, yes it wood.
Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.