oh so true!

I wish so badly that it was my job! I am so good at it and it is something i enjoy!


I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings

Buying a bunch of saying shirts for my night time sleep wear The perfect shirt for me! Polite As Shit by ThugLifeShirts on Etsy


Don't stop believin' / Hold on to the feelin'. Yes I'm a huge Journey fan and no I'm not ashamed :)

This is so funny

Cute Thing: Muffin Tops Baking Cups

Nos gustan los vaqueros y los Muffins. Muffin Tops Baking Cups are too funny and everyone on the team got a laugh ) PD

Definitely my stay-at-home shirt

"If it requires PANTS or a BRA it's not happening today" To funny!

Bitches. LOL

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk. Lol I get thrown under the bus a lot!


when days are just outright ugh! she needs an adult capri sun lol Honey, just pull the wine bag out of the box and stick a straw in it. I'll call it an adult capri-sun.


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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina. Keith remind you of anyone?

Channing Tatum :)

Free, Birthday Ecard: I bet Channing Tatum doesn't have to blow out his birthday candles. He probably just winks at them and they pass out.

I always wondered the same thing!

Always have midnight snacks! Why would there be a light for the daytime snacks?

So I guess this is a win for me.

Lol, not really the alcohol or crafts for me, but still funny.

Snowman's carrot cake tastes like boogers

Corny Snowman Humor: This birthday cake tastes like boogers! Well, it is carrot cake.

@Nayrel Llusco Llusco You find the best shirts for me xD

If milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, do protein shakes bring buff men to the yard?