Take heed men *cough cough*

5 deadly terms used by a woman Funny Signs And Quotes About Women from L. Sommer the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for lots more funny stuff and sample readings to my various books

Seriously!!  WHY??????

Free and Funny Sympathy Ecard: That awkward moment when the person you like sees you acting like an idiot.

crying of laughter

Failed Efforts Compilation

Omgosh, too funny! Nailed it! For all of us who see idea's on pintrest and then are totally able to nail it! laugh out loud funny

Wine. A Hug in a Glass. Want this.

Coffee, Cupcakes, Wine Do you love coffee, cupcakes and wine? Then you need to be rocking this tee! American Apparel Base Tee Printed on Skreened V-Neck

I am amazing.

I have a Super Power. All the dirty laundry, dishes, floors, I'm the only one that sees them in this house. My mom

Half the time...

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing.it's called being a Responsible Adult.

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i think on my pregnancy announcements, I'm going to say that. You know, I could have a velociraptor baby.

I’m so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign. And before that, we played Tic-Tac-Toe on that shit.so true

Pretty much

Living in ND I have thought this every single time I pull into a parking lot. I play a game called find the asshole parker every time :) lol

hormones hormones

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.

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