Free and Funny Family Ecard: If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

How true

fun Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise. LOL I think this one is my favorite one yet!

WTF Facts : funny, interesting & weird facts

WTF Facts : funny, interesting weird facts wait I'm born in November WTF? Lol well I assure you I'm not a serial killer I swear

@Harli. ♡. ♡. ♡. ♡ Berkley

It so doesn't matter who likes us . Ill say this to Eddie all the time! Eddie, it doesnt matter who likes you, as long as you like you


PISSTIFIED (adj): The state of being equal parts angry and bewildered. Hybrid word that summarizes your emotions when youre pissed-off and mystified at the same time. My new favorite word!

Ghetto word of the day: Omelet. Example- "I shoulda slapped yo ass but omelet it slide dis time." | Congratulations Ecard

Ghetto word of the day: Omelet. Example- "I shoulda slapped yo ass but omelet it slide dis time.

So true...

Funny pictures about Behavioral Disorders. Oh, and cool pics about Behavioral Disorders. Also, Behavioral Disorders photos.

Reasons not to drink before noon: ....Uh, nope. Not coming up with any. Besides it's always noon somewhere.

if you have to ask if it is too early to indulge in an adult beverage. you're an amateur and i'm questioning the future of our friendship

Bingo! We have a winner!

My three moods: ~ I'm too tire for this shit. ~ I'm too old for this shit. ~ I'm too sober for this shit.


Funny Pictures Of The Day - 81 Pics

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

Calgon, Xanax, and Margaritas...

Free and Funny Trips and Getaways Ecard: I need a vacation but I'm broke. Wonder how far away calgon, xanax, and margaritas will take me?

Uh ya I think I've actually said this a few million times to my husbands daughter and ex. Seriously, stop stealing, lying and manipulating... It's expected, i know, but seriously!

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?