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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.