:-) so true works every time.words to live by when working retail at Christmas time!

Oh yeah!

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly . on a broomstick. We're flexible like that. my ex always inferred I was a witch, that's why its funny . cuz he's my ex .


"Vegetarian" is an old indian word for bad hunter. (Sorry to my vegetarian friends. but this was funny!

uh huh!

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