Compression Shorts with a Built In Holster for Running at Night.......I think every girl needs one of these.

Compression Shorts with a Built In Holster for Running at Night.......I think every girl needs one of these.

The Defibrillator Toaster    My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”    “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”    He’s bread, Jim.    Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M    If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!     JESUS CRUST.    JAM IT!    “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”    --i pinned this simply for the description.

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” --i pinned this simply for the description.

Kids dressed as SHADOWS for Halloween - their mother bought black morph suits for them then layered black clothes over those. She says, This might be the easiest costume on earth. And from all of my costumes over the years, this one got the very best reaction.

The Coolest and Easiest Costumes on Earth - Shadows!

Kids dressed as SHADOWS for Halloween - their mother bought black morph suits for them then layered black clothes over those. She says, This might be the easiest costume on earth. And from all of my costumes over the years, this one got the very best reaction.

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