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Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them. Please don't take offense, it's just a funny joke!

Me: *wears a dress with pockets* Person: I like your dress Me: thanks it has pockets. <I love dresses with pockets and this is exactly what I do when I wear one. I literally do this.

omfg

I'm doing this some day only with Irish accent hahha <<< I have British genes, but my parents don't. So I'm stuck with this sarcastic British accent and a deep voice coming from a kid that's a foot shorter than you.

I want to print this out and hang it on my wall. This is the kind of thing I am entertained by... *sigh* //

Romeo and Juliet: Tumblr version

Reminds me of an epic essay my brother's friend wrote in college while on several substances and no sleep for three days . <--- I want to read this beauty you speak of !

This is the best thing ever.

Poor doggy sounds like my dog. When someone leaves the hou and doesnt take him he gets really sad

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I hope I set that thing

When You Sleeping and Your Alarm Didn't Ring Yet But The Amount Of Sleep You're Getting Is Suspicious. I Hope I Set That Thing.

Hilarious.

Comment your fave. Mine is even tho I don't drink or anything cuz in only 13 but it's funny << number 4

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