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Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them. Please don't take offense, it's just a funny joke!

Me: *wears a dress with pockets* Person: I like your dress Me: thanks it has pockets. <I love dresses with pockets and this is exactly what I do when I wear one. I literally do this.


I'm doing this some day only with Irish accent hahha <<< I have British genes, but my parents don't. So I'm stuck with this sarcastic British accent and a deep voice coming from a kid that's a foot shorter than you.

I want to print this out and hang it on my wall. This is the kind of thing I am entertained by... *sigh* //

Romeo and Juliet: Tumblr version

Reminds me of an epic essay my brother's friend wrote in college while on several substances and no sleep for three days . <--- I want to read this beauty you speak of !

This is the best thing ever.

Poor doggy sounds like my dog. When someone leaves the hou and doesnt take him he gets really sad

28 Pictures That Will Make You Laugh Way Harder Than You Should

I hope I set that thing

When You Sleeping and Your Alarm Didn't Ring Yet But The Amount Of Sleep You're Getting Is Suspicious. I Hope I Set That Thing.


Comment your fave. Mine is even tho I don't drink or anything cuz in only 13 but it's funny << number 4

Perspective Is Important

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