[At my wedding] Priest: Repeat after me Me: After me [Priest to bride]: Is he serious? Bride: No, his name is John

[At my wedding] Priest: Repeat after me Me: After me [Priest to bride]: Is he serious? Bride: No, his name is John

When I was in 3rd grade I told my teacher I wanted to be an author. She told me "You should try something else. You can't write a good book like these authors". Now I'm an award-winning author

When I was in 3rd grade I told my teacher I wanted to be an author. She told me "You should try something else. You can't write a good book like these authors". Now I'm an award-winning author

"Yes, mum, of course I eat healthy. I'm eating salad nearly everyday!

A little dry humor for your day. I may or may not be crying from laughing so much

A little dry humor for your day. I may or may not be crying from laughing so much

I moustache you a question. - Shave it for later. Most clever use of double entendre I've seen in a long time.

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