How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition
So true tho!!
How to raise your hand correctly.
[At my wedding] Priest: Repeat after me Me: After me [Priest to bride]: Is he serious? Bride: No, his name is John
When I was in 3rd grade I told my teacher I wanted to be an author. She told me "You should try something else. You can't write a good book like these authors". Now I'm an award-winning author
Teen Wolf | It's true
"Yes, mum, of course I eat healthy. I'm eating salad nearly everyday!
A little dry humor for your day. I may or may not be crying from laughing so much
20 Questionable Lifehacks You Probably Shouldn't Try
I moustache you a question. - Shave it for later. Most clever use of double entendre I've seen in a long time.