Because it makes me laugh that's why

Some things just make me laugh, which makes my heart smile, which makes my family happy because then I'm not biting heads off small animals.
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I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you promise to my future children

OMG! Is that caramel coming out of that donut???

You can still be skinny and eat all of these foods. Its a matter of moderation. Don't starve yourself girls. If you love food, eat it! Moderate & exercise and you'll be able to eat everything and anything you want :)

Seriously. Why?

This is sooooo ME! My oldest didn't come home from school and say "what are we having for dinner?" -- he'd say "are we HAVING dinner?" WHO feels guilty!


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Dad win this round.

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My idea of "help from above" is a sniper on the roof. This is very proudly a Cannibal Rose original quote.

Semi true.

Fangirl – by Rainbow Rowell

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At dawn we ride! If we had a deer head, this is what would happen to it!