I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind and high standards. I want to be treated like a lady in public, ravaged in private, and wooed for eternity.

I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind and high standards. I want to be treated like a lady in public, ravaged in private, and wooed for eternity.

It took me a second, but I literally howled and laughed when I understood this. And it's so true.

It took me a second, but I literally howled and laughed when I understood this. And it's so true.

"Love me or hate me. Both are in my favor ... If you love me, I'll always be in your heart ... If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind." William Shakespeare

"Love me or hate me. Both are in my favor ... If you love me, I'll always be in your heart ... If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind." William Shakespeare

36 Funny Pictures That Will Make You LOL

36 Funny Pictures That Will Make You LOL

I wish this happened to me. and I wonder if the two girls became friends?

*ahem* Leviticus-quoting people who only focus on one tiny bit and ignore the rest.<still funny

36 Funny Quotes And Sayings

36 Funny Quotes And Sayings

I do not burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts a little bit each day. :) Sometimes I burn them to the ground. And I've never been NOT happy about my choices to do so :D :)))

If you want to own this cool shirt, drink coffee in the rain and do a tilt on Lexington Avenue, visit my website.

If you want to own this cool shirt, drink coffee in the rain and do a tilt on Lexington Avenue, visit my website.

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