haha- exactly

I'm so happy the family is coming over so we can all talk over each other at extremely loud volumes. ~ It's called being Portuguese!

5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman

5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman -- a little harsh, but humorously true. Where is men's deadly term list?


So many children need to hear this! I'm sorry you're mad because you just found out the world doesn't revole around you. Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it.


YES. I'm tired of being the better person one day I'd like to be the 'B' they claim I am

Completely genius.

My friend has 6 locks on her door

My friend has 6 locks on her door.hmmmm did this make anybody else wanna put 6 locks on thier door?

sad thing is i think napoleon dynamite's still got better moves than me...

Funny pictures about Zumba. Oh, and cool pics about Zumba. Also, Zumba.

ha! so true

But now that I've got my period, hold me & tell me I'm pretty.

my kids may hate me for doing things like this to them when they are small, but they will have the coolest childhood pics out of all their friends!

OMG, my Star Wars obsession continues, this is an awesome halloween costume, but then so is yoda! Emily would look so cute as an ewok.

Funny Wedding & Marriage Quotes

Men say, "Happy Wife, Happy Life". Women say, "Happy Husband, .nothing rhymes with husband. Oh well".


What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!