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Lord of the Rings Alarm Clock: If Frodo can get the ring to Mordor, you can get out of bed.
wake up frodo can get ring mordor you can get out bed
LOTR alarm #funny #lord of the rings
If Frodo can get the ring to Mordor, you can get out of bed. #snooze #alarm #wakeup #lotr Lord of the Rings Alarm
Morning motivation for LOTR fans
Self Motivation for getting out of bed at 5:30 am Monday.
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Hilarious Quotes, Ideas, Awesome, Sliding Stairs, Funny, True, Smile, Inner Child, Kid
Awesome! You think these would reduce stress? You wouldn't be able to stop smiling or laughing. :)
funny slide stairs kids
that is awesome it is for those days when you have been shopping all day and your high heels are killing your feet!!! or for those like me who are just too lazy to go down just a few stairs!! and it entertains the kids!! win win situation for the parents when your kids are killing you more than your shfeet are!!!lol!
YES! This makes my inner child smile
Slide! This is too-o-o-o funny, yet not a bad idea! LOL:>)
The true test of awesomeness!
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strictly no elephants :-/ this reminds me of a book I had as a kid called "But No Elephants." It was about an old lady who was letting all the animals in her house during a huge storm, but insisted that the elephant couldn't come inside... One of my favorite children's books!
there must be auburn fans behind that door; so sad that elephant is adorable.
No visitors. January 1927: A young visitor and her toy elephant finds that the elephant house at London Zoo is closed for their winter holidays. (Photo by Fox Photos/Getty Images) SO SAD IT WON'T BE OPEN IN MARCH! : (
pinner:: black and white photography... vintage images... signage... elephants... brown paper packages tied up with string...
Really?! Maybe there's room for compromise and you'll probably see it my way. Elly and I will be the exception to the rule about no elephants allowed.
Makes me smile Guess they won't let me in :-(
Brings back memories from nursing school from one teacher in particular...hahaha
This happens at school (by teachers and students) everyday. What's the point of going to class?!?!
ugh so annoying when people do this. So true!
Annoying college classes
One of my TOP pet peeves - have sat through WAY too many of these in grad classes - come on people liven it up!
This has been my life the past few days listening to my students' presentations:) They are really trying though!
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Bad Luck Brian
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Bad Luck Brian Memes, facebook. Lol funny funny stuff
Bad Luck Brian in School #meme #luck #brian #school #funny #humor #comedy #lol
now if all bunnies were kung fu fighting they wouldn't have called it Kung Fu PANDA now would they?
Kung Fu Fighting! Why is this so funny?
Funny Stuff / Every bunny was kung fu fighting...
Every bunny was kung fu fighting #humor #funny #bunny
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Funny Picture - Kung Fu Fighting Rabbits | Funny Joke Pictures
Kung Fu fighting! #bunnies #kungfu
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what a beautiful word! When I listened to Annie it made me all dreamy over you. Very classy by the way, choosing the ballad that was not the biggest hit from the band. I could totally see listening to those songs and rubbing my eyes to see phosphenes in the hopes you might be there when foggy thoughts clear.
#Words #Definition // PHOSPHENES. the stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes
phosphenes The funny thing is that someone spent time coming up with this word.
love random facts.
phosphenes n. the stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes #quote #quotes
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Pet peeve!!! That's what strapless bras are for!
Especially with dance costumes!
HAHAH So True #Girls #Funny #Bra #Straps
this is my biggest pet peeve.... VISIBLE BRA STRAPS!!!!!!!! haha ...ladies, please try to put in at least a LITTLE more effort.
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Favorite things: asian babies and corgis
real best friends. Corgi!
Hahahahaha...dogs and kids #pets #moms #bestmomstv #motherhood #home #kids #animals
i giggled at this cuz he somewhat looks like my dog
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 58 Pics
This is why I love dogs! (and Corgis, too)
lol PRETTY funny stuff
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Math puns... my math teacher totally say some of these things!
am i the only one that thinks this is funny #MathNerd
Math Puns haha the math nerd in meloves this!
This kid! Math Puns! haha Sadly I hate math
Math Jokes HA! Laughed more than I should have :)
this made me laugh - math humor
How long can this person keep up the #math #jokes? Math puns galore. Very #funny stuff.
Haha good one meme lol humor funny pictures funny photos funny
funny text messages to send to a guy you like. I'm amused by the fact that she has him in her phone as "future boyfriend". Lol
Ha. Well played :)
Future boyfriend lol so funny
Taking control like a boss
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Wall Decal - Stairway Decal - In this house - STAIR CASE - Art Wall Decals Wall Stickers Vinyl Decal Quote on Etsy, $34.95 Very different, cool idea
In this house STAIR CASE Vinyl Decal by VillageVinePress on Etsy, $34.95...I'm SOO LOVIN this cute idea for the staircase!!!! <3
Stairway Art Wall Decals Wall Stickers not a fan of it on the stairs but love this saying for a "house rules" plaque or sign.
Great idea for the basement stairs!! In this house - STAIR CASE Stairway - Art Wall Decals Wall Stickers Vinyl Decal Quote. $34.95, via Etsy.
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EVERY GIRL SHOULD READ THIS. All about what to do/how to act if an attacker comes at you. And how to keep yourself from that ever happening. I read this and its actually really creepy to think you would ever have to use it but very very helpful to know if you ever did have to use these tips please everyone should read this
Avoiding abduction, etc... Scary world--we have to be prepared
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***MUST READ*** ”THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life.) It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG… FYI - Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: 1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets. 2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing. 3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered. 4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots. 5] Number two is office parking lots/garages. 6] Number three is public restrooms. 7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught. 8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming. 9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands. 10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it. —————————————————————————————- POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER: 1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target. 2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target. 3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent. 4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts. 5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there. 6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly. 7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble. —————————————————————————————- FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL: I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it. 2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives. 4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE. 5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage: a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) . b. If you! u are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.) 6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot). 7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN! 8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim. Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry. If u have a heart or compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand. LET EVERY GIRL KNOW. Your one reblog can help to spread this information. Usually we don’t do this, but we care a LOT for our followers and don’t want to see them hurt in any way. Normally I don’t reblog this, but this is important.
MUST READ FOR GIRLS! Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: A good thing to read and be aware!
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Mother nature. Or Thor.
Dump A Day Friday's Funny Pictures - 60 Pics And 2 GIFS
"God got the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow"
No Gold For You Lightning striking the end of a rainbow.
So that's how they added lightning bolts to the special lucky charms!
so true.. but seriously what the hell would I do without teen mom?!
For Real! I miss the old pure music videos of MTV. When they first started the show, they didn't even have commercials. Now that's all it is. Where's the music???
So Relatable! To see more relatable posts, check out so-relatable.tumb... for teen quotes, funny posts, and relatable stuff you will LOVE.
Wow so true!!! I want the original MTV back
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True compassion: Elephants are among the most emotional creatures in the world. they have been known to rescue other animals such as trapped dogs and cats Hold On Little One by *DreamsD on deviantART
Hold On Little One - Elephants are among the most emotional creatures in the world. they have been known to rescue other animals. Such gentle giants!
Hold On Little One... Oh! So sweet!....... What kind of cat is left in the forest what kind of elephant is on a ledge like that that would break and he'd fall......smh photoshop and idiots believe this...
Elephants are among the most emotional creatures in the world. they have been known to rescue other animals such as trapped dogs and cats. /// oh my gosh squeeze tears out of my heart why don'tcha?! SO CUTE.
Hold on little one ... Omfg.. baby elephant and black cat. *dies of cuteness overload*
7 social media lies you should ignore There are plenty of misconceptions and half-truths muddying the waters about how a brand should be portrayed online. This should clear things up.
Edna Mode offers fireproof pants though!
This would be awesome!!!
Liar liar pants on fire!!!
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Comicsan, 8 Years Old, Quote, Graphics Design, Truths, Fonts, Teacher, Comic San, True Stories
True story about Comic Sans. Sorry Comic Sans.
TRUTH. If your default e-mail font is Comic Sans, I will not take anything you say seriously.
"Comic Sans is never a acceptable font. Unless you are an 8 year old girl writing a poem about unicorns." - part of the 'Confessions of a Designer' series, designed by Anneke Short This is exactly what my teacher says
25 Fun Fonts for Font Snobs and hating on Comic Sans. For those who want to practice proper graphic design.
Comic Sans is never an acceptable font. Unless you are an 8 year old girl writing a poem about unicorns. #ComicSans #Quotes
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Psych <3 <3
Psych right now is my favorite show, I wish the people around me watched this because I think they'd all love it. This show is funny and suspenseful. And the characters are all just perfectly used, and the two main characters Shawn and Gus are just the best.
my favorite tv show!! Jules, Chief, Mr. Spencer, Shawn and Gus and Lassie!
Freddie Mercury win
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Best Funny Stuffs
Freddie Mercury's duckface #funny #music #duckface
Duck faces- no Freddy Mercury- yes...love Queen!!
TRUTH! and for you kids out there, THIS is Freddie Mercury of Queen. Sold on things called records!
Other than baby duck face.
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one day i will have a baby fawn & name it "ip" just like audrey hepburn did :) #dream
Beautiful baby Deer