"We built this Schmidty, we built this Schmidty on Tootsie Rolls!" (New Girl - "The Story Of The 50")
Schmidt just knows.
"Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses." (New Girl - "Control")
"Can someone please get my towel? It's in my room next to my Irish walking cape!" (New Girl - "Jess & Julia")
"I'm gonna have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperiest loafers on!" (New Girl - "Control")
"Text him one of the little yellow men. The emoti...the emoticons. You know...with the faces."
"The most sexy holidays are the 4th of July, Independence Day obviously, Women's History Month, and Christmas." (New Girl - "Thanksgiving")
"What if I ate my own hair and pooped out a wig?" (New Girl - "Landlord")
"I was the bomb-diggity as a baby. They say I needed a magnum-sized diaper." (New Girl - "Kids")
When someone chooses the wrong time to ask how your day was.