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The 27 Most Relatable Schmidt Quotes

Schmidt just knows.

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The 27 Most Relatable Schmidt Quotes

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The 27 Most Relatable Schmidt Quotes

When someone chooses the wrong time to ask how your day was.

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The 27 Most Relatable Schmidt Quotes

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"We built this Schmidty, we built this Schmidty on Tootsie Rolls!" (New Girl - "The Story Of The 50")

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"Text him one of the little yellow men. The emoti...the emoticons. You know...with the faces."

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"Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses." (New Girl - "Control")

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"Can someone please get my towel? It's in my room next to my Irish walking cape!" (New Girl - "Jess & Julia")

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"The most sexy holidays are the 4th of July, Independence Day obviously, Women's History Month, and Christmas." (New Girl - "Thanksgiving")

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Enough said.

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"I am so sorry you had to hear about it like this. But can we take a minute to celebrate me? It's like I'm having Indian every night!" (New Girl - "Secrets")

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"I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience." (New Girl - "Bully")

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