The perfect gift for the grammar snob in your life.
Bacon water? Sign me up.
I like it when both the Yankees and Red Sox suck.
Indeed. And just as effective, I'd imagine.
A news editor I finally like.
I'd like to buy an "e" and an apostrophe (though Wheel of Fortune usually gives those out for free).
I'll bet if he had known that Princeton is in New Jersey, he probably wouldn't have bothered with the initial letter.
Nice Shaft joke for a Friday (or any day).