That's accurate

This is so weirdly accurate. I blame the never-ending story and princess bride!

Have you ever noticed That a woman's 'be ready in 5 minutes' and a man's 'be home in 5 minutes' are exactly the same.

Right this very minute I'm waiting.and it is over 5 minutes. Yet we still love each other.

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 74 Pics "They could smell it."

"I want to steal a donut truck and go on a high speed chase because it would be funny watching cops chase a donut truck on the news." (I want to steal a donut truck to eat the donuts!


Maryland woman allegedly rammed two people with car over parking spot dispute

Especially the guy who parked his ginormous Jeep so close to my car I had to get in on the passenger side! Or the one that takes up two parking spaces especially just by the littlest bit.

it's true

Pshhh, this needs to be my mantra. "You are not a jar of Nutella. You are not a jar of Nutella!

If I got this message in flower code, I'd probably be laughing too hard to move for the next week.

Let’s redefine flower language…

Funny pictures about Let's redefine flower language. Oh, and cool pics about Let's redefine flower language. Also, Let's redefine flower language.

Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon or something, because that could be fun.mmmm so true. Wagons are fun.


Obaku @obakudenmark Finally it's Frid...Instagram photo

Girls, don't let a guy treat you like a yellow Starburst. You're a pink Starburst. Olivia Says.

So me and my husband :)

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Every couple goes through shit, but soulmates are the ones who come out of it holding hands and offering to buy each other a beer. WE ROCK.