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20 TOTALLY Sarcastic Quotes for When Work Is Beating You Down

I Better Go To Bed Now

Every single time like when I'm camping in the camper oh I'm tired got to go get ready for bed and go to sleep what do u know I'm up and I can't go back to the fire cause I'm in my pjs

I JUST IMAGINED TOM HIDDLESTON SKIPPING THROUGH A FIELD OF ONIONS AND JUST REACHING DOWN AND PICKING THEM OH GOSH MY HEART THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS

Oh my gosh....I do this all the time! I'm like oh, my favorite parts coming up, and then I'll get lost in my thoughts and like thirty seconds later I'm like...."crap!" And I have to rewind it, but it all just happens again...

What’s it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? I always keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet, It reminds me why there’s no money in there. My wife said she’s leaving me becau…