You will experience your billionth second of life when you are 31-years-old.

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True story.

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I love finding quotes about me! ;)

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bahahaha - not fat, hot!

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I died lol.

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Hahahaha!

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Awesome ends in Me... Coincidence? I think not. LOL!!! so funny!

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I hate trying to kiss someone sexy...mostly because it hurts hitting my head on the mirror!

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You are a big scoop of awesomeness, sprinkled with bad ass and topped off with a big dollop of fucking hot... Ya know!

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All nephews are incredibly smart, awesome and good looking..... Obviously taking after their Aunt too...

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wouldn't you just love to, sometimes?

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Yep!

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been there, done that....

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This is me!

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Perfect.

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lol sounds like me :)

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haha

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Little LMFAO!

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this is the story of my life.

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Totally me!

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hahha

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so true...

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fact.

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me.

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