For real

I love him. and by love I mean of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. Exactly how i feel!


Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

Halloween Couple costume WIN!!! Sandlot

The Sandlot Halloween costume - Squints and Wendy Peffercorn Halloween costume - movie Halloween costume - couples Halloween costume

i hate when this happens.

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill. (Seriously, even when I do wear make-up, people still ask this question!

For real!

If you don't know who Princess Consuela Bananahammock is, we're not friends. // And her husband, Crap Bag.

Yep, pretty much!

I really need to get up and make myself presentable, but this episode of "Friends" that I've seen a thousand times is to riveting. (As I type this, I am currently watching a "Friends" episode that I am certain I have seen at least 10 times.

yep lol

Funny pictures about I'm pretty tired. Oh, and cool pics about I'm pretty tired. Also, I'm pretty tired.

So. You say you are not jealous. So keep pinning things about not being jealous. Yep, that makes sense! You are so jealous, it just makes me laugh!