35 Funny Quotes That Will Make Your Day

35 Funny Quotes That Will Make Your Day

you are the only thing I regret in my life, but I did learn a lot about narcissistic assholes from you

A year ago, I thought teaching would be the perfect mom job: work while the kids are at school and have the summer off. Now I'm glad I'm not a mom (yet), because my kids take up all my time- sun up to sun down, Monday-Saturday. Yes, Saturday.

I think one of my favorite feelings is laughing with someone and realizing half way through how much you enjoy them and their existence.

I think one of my favorite feelings is laughing with someone and realizing half way through how much you enjoy them and their existence.

" I think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks, and scars are the coolest thing ever. You started with almost a blank canvas. Look at you now. All this evidence that you've lived "

" I think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks, and scars are the coolest thing ever. You started with almost a blank canvas. Look at you now. All this evidence that you've lived "

Full Moon Phase - Abundant Mother, Moon so bright, Hear my plea upon this night.  Your fertile power lend this spell; Make it potent, strong and well.  Magickal Moonie's Sanctuary.

Full Moon Phase - Abundant Mother, Moon so bright, Hear my plea upon this night. Your fertile power lend this spell; Make it potent, strong and well. Magickal Moonie's Sanctuary.

Pinterest
Search