Bahahahaha. This is my mother through and through.. Preach is pastor

Whenever I'd misbehave in church, my mama would always subtly give me the most fiercest pinch to my arms. Like, that shit felt like a freaking crab had a death grip on me.

365 Happiness Project 2017 – Quote 61

365 Happiness Project 2017 – Quote 61

Yep

My four Moods: I'm too old for this shit, I'm too tired for this shit, I'm too sober for this shit, I don't have time for this shit. I don't give a shit

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The 20 Best Funny Pictures Of Today’s Internet

Delight

I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I'm a constant fucking delight. Yes. Yes, I am.

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