Patti Bartsch

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But I can't go to mom's for Thanksgiving because people just can't wait ONE MORE DAY to buy a bunch of crap for Christmas!

Pees on Self Rand Paul can be forgiven but he must jump naked from a cake with a 14 lb. lobster hanging from his testicles.

Holistic and Natural Remedies - Patti Bartsch, Ph.D. Here's an interview I did to explain a little about holistic wellness and how I help people to naturally achieve their wellness goals.

Holistic and Natural Remedies - Patti Bartsch, Ph. Here's an interview I did to explain a little about holistic wellness and how I help people to naturally achieve their wellness goals.

If you're worried about the cost of healthcare, stop eating off the dollar menu, drinking chemical beverages, and gobbling down pills for any type of discomfort.

If you're worried about the cost of healthcare, stop eating off the dollar menu, drinking chemical beverages, and gobbling down pills for any type of discomfort.

What do you mean? Whole wheat bread has a higher Glycemic Index than table sugar! Google it.

What do you mean? Whole wheat bread has a higher Glycemic Index than table sugar! Google it.

Save all the FD&C Yellow #5 cheese puffs for me. It puts my ADHD into overdrive and I think with a few more I will finally run on the ceiling.

Save all the FD&C Yellow cheese puffs for me. It puts my ADHD into overdrive and I think with a few more I will finally run on the ceiling.

Will you civil union me? Not quite the same, is it?

Will you civil union me?

Why do people care about who someone loves? It's who people hate that causes problems.

Why do people care about who someone loves? It's who people dislike that causes problems. but I get the shaft

Words of wisdom my mother shared with my sister when she was getting a little too bridezilla.

Words of wisdom my mother shared with my sister when she was getting a little too bridezilla.

Cure?!?!  What are you - new? Patients = Profits  Now go buy another pink bucket of KFC and look busy.

Patients = Profits Now go buy another pink bucket of KFC and look busy.

In many countries you need a prescription to buy baby formula.  Boobies are for milk.

It is easier to build up a child than to repair a broken adult, Choose your words Wisely

49 Doses of 14 Vaccines before a child turns 6 in the U.S.  You must be joking!

49 Doses of 14 Vaccines before a child turns 6 in the U.

You can now enroll in Young Living with the Premium Starter kit which includes a FREE DIFFUSER and qualify for 24% off all future purchases with no monthly commitment! www.YoungLiving.org/NULifeWellness to sign up!

Essential oils smell wonderful, but did you know you can use essential oils for cleaning?