This is so ME! I have no poker face. I hate fake ass people anyways.

Please...texts only

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable? I hate talking on the phone! Unless it's like my mom or grandparent's lol

The struggle is real

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My "treat yo self" is usually "ooooh carbs. and cheese. and more carbs. and cheese" the struggle is real Story of my life.


If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk. 30 quotes about life that are truly amazing.This is exactly right. Cinderella is a fairytale! For those of you who try to live up to it.

I swear it was an accident

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Less classy

Most Funny Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : As the quote says – Description Except for me it's "I don't get drunk, I get happy.

Practice Radical Honesty

How to Practice Radical Honesty. You have probably told many little lies and half-truths throughout your life. Radical honesty is the practice of minimizing the lies you tell. The "radical honesty" movement was founded by a.

Yes you are

And that's being polite. It implies that ur at least actually a real man. Which you absolutely undeniably, are not. Ur the devil. In a dick suit. I hope u find yourself even more stunted than u are intellectually and spiritually May he never work again.