Melanie Burgdorf

Melanie Burgdorf

Melanie Burgdorf
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Every morning for 21 days. Ready, go!

NO EXCUSES! Home workout [Note to self: add 1 min plank to rotation and instead of burpees do mountain climbers and/or spiderman crawls). No excuses. Even if the day is hectic at least do this exercise at home

110% true! I love my mom!

I love my mom! The more I grow,the more I realize that my mom is the best best friend that I ever had. Ps,I love my mom.

:)

Went to the Dr. today, found out I was born with too much awesomeness. Most common side effect: an over abundance of Haters. Turns out I'm gonna survive.

This is so (not) me :-)

but I AM hilarious! I crack me up all the time. If anyone ever puts a camera in here I will be put away for laughing at nothing all the time. I cry hard and I laugh hard.

Funny... But true.

Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Optimist: the glass is half full Me: There is room to add vodka ! Totally me.

Yes oh yes!!!!!

Actually, I want my own game show called What's Wrong With You? WTF is wrong with you would be the bonus round.

I'm sorry that my awesomeness is too much for you. But that's really a YOU problem and not a ME problem. So, I'm really not sorry at all!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm sorry that my awesomeness is too much for you. But that's really a YOU problem and not a ME problem. So, I'm really not sorry at all!

. Hahaha!!

Funny Flirting Ecard: I always wanted to talk to you, but I'm scared that you can't handle my awkwardness and awesomeness all at the same time.

This is so true.

Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone doesn’t have it