Big butts... they cannot lie.

I read this as "trust people who HAVE big butts" and that excited me. because I have a big butt.


I tried to login on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of vodka. Laughed so hard at this!


shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard


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Pretty much. I like Redbull&"Awesome Water" so much. I like "Awesome grey goose water" and cranberry juice. I call it Goose and Berries when I order it.


sounds like a poem my boyfriend would write me. Roses are red. I love your ass.