Weevil: So hey the Dean's a pal of yours? You actually made friends with somebody Veronica: Actually, he wants me expelled.
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"I've got a pantomime horse disguise you could use. Do either of you have any experience being a horse's ass?"
"After all these years do you not instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note."
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"All work and no play makes Wallace psychotic." -Piz
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