Put a tiny bit of toothpaste into a small cup, mix in one teaspoon baking soda plus one teaspoon of hydrogen peroxide, and half a teaspoon water. Thoroughly mix then brush your teeth for two minutes. Remember to do it once a week until you have reached the results you want. Once your teeth are good and white, limit yourself to using the whitening treatment once every month or two.
Trick to a clean house - might be good idea to come up with something like this that includes watering plants and such. But I am confused how a load of laundry done at night is either not going to have that "been sitting in the washer all night" smell or is not going to be wrinkly... Also is this a stay-at-home person's list because cleaning baseboards on a Friday sounds... Lonely.