Funny Confession Ecard: my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.

I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants. Dillon Smith I HATE PANTS

I mean....it's true

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Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I hope you fall down with your hands in your pockets.

i pretty much burn the house down

Yup this is me.I got a FedEx delivery dude to kill a spider for me cuz I'm like not taking the risk of it coming at me.soooo not cool when spiders come at u.

On a scale of 1 to stepping on a lego, how much pain are you in? Haha maybe this should be our new pain scale at the hospital :)

your lack of swearing makes me uncomfortable

swearing is a great stress reliever, especially if you have a high stress job. I don't mean swearing at people.I mean random words pouring from your mouth while in friends company!

hahaha best fart joke ever!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say .'did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back'.



It's thursday right now.woah, finally A post I see at the right time. Every damn thursday.

Singing to a song you don’t really know

Singing to a song you don’t really know

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Irregardless. (if you don't get it, irregardless isn't a word -_-)

Dating criteria: Can you spell? Can you read? Do you know how to use irregardless in a sentence? You fail. **this is my BIGGEST PET PEEVE!


Free, Seasonal Ecard: I'm getting real sick of your shit, winter.

from non political me

My life right now, except change Batman to The Avengers. And when I say the Avengers I mean Thor :-)

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over unannounced with vodka, chocolate, glitter, duct tape, cat suits & explosives!