Be glad nothing else is getting shredded.
That’s what happens when you give your number out too much.
Someone has to break it to her that she’s the other woman.
Confusion is the key to victory.
Sometimes, you just gotta mix it up.
The daily struggles of being a wife.
Rehab for Homewreckers, that is.
Sometimes the simplest answer is the best answer.
Love and war both come with casualties.
You can never have too many girlfriends. Unless you’re a married man, of course.