the defibrillator toaster...my mom would be so annoyed…every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming, “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCs OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M. If we don’t restart his heart, he’s toast! JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” (Definitely pinned this for the description) LOUISA LUMMIS YOU NEED THIS

The Defibrillator Toaster puns: "WERE LOSING THEM!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!" -Time of deliciousness: A.M -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids.

Hahaha! Gotta make this. Great sign for the kitchen

Many Have Eaten H have died Painted and distressed wood sign - Rustic, Home Decor, Wall Art, Kitchen Art Lol. I would SOOOO put this in my house design kitchen design design interior interior design

Hah!

-It's like Fantasy Football for girls. except i love fantasy football!

Prank Pack boxes. Gift boxes that look like horrible gifts. You put the real present inside and get a big laugh when they open the wrapping. Ha! Yes!

Bathe & Brew: Prank Pack fake gift boxes appear to contain ridiculous products from clueless companies. Just pack your real gift inside, sit back and revel in their half-hearted enthusiasm.

READ IT!!! I almost died of laughter. Oh this is so awesome! I want him as my friend!

"it just gets stranger: snuggie text" haha oh this was hilarious! this guy gets a random text about a wedding shower gift from an unknown number! you have to read this!

BAHAHA

Funny pictures about If girls watched cooking shows like guys watch sports. Oh, and cool pics about If girls watched cooking shows like guys watch sports. Also, If girls watched cooking shows like guys watch sports.

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