I am. ♥
"Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly." —Betty White
Funny when people go outta their way to get jalapeno business when they arent really apart of your life
Deja VU , Deja Voo, Deja Moo, The feeling that you've heard this Bull before, Funny
I don't care if you think you have 'swag'. Just pull up your pants and walk faster.
Seinfeld Lol...I think about this episode whenever I walk into a stall without TP
Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!
No Soup For You from Seinfood...so funny!!! Love me some Seinfeld!
The original Photo Bomber. George from Seinfeld
hahahah seinfeld jokes.. "oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!" ahh skønt med comebacks..
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed. #someecards
Seinfeld Series - Jerry
I like the stick figure families but this did make me laugh :)
I've been waiting for this post my whole life