"Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly." —Betty White

4 Easy, Delicious Vegetarian Recipes to Try at Home

"Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly." —Betty White

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Funny when people go outta their way to get jalapeno business when they arent really apart of your life

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Deja VU , Deja Voo, Deja Moo, The feeling that you've heard this Bull before, Funny

I don't care if you think you have 'swag'. Just pull up your pants and walk faster.


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Seinfeld   Lol...I think about this episode whenever I walk into a stall without TP

Seinfeld Lol...I think about this episode whenever I walk into a stall without TP

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

No Soup For You from Seinfood...so funny!!! Love me some Seinfeld!

No Soup For You from Seinfood...so funny!!! Love me some Seinfeld!

Retouched by an Angel

hahahah seinfeld jokes.. "oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!" ahh skønt med comebacks..

The Ocean Called

hahahah seinfeld jokes.. "oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!" ahh skønt med comebacks..

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.  #someecards

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed. #someecards

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