5 Deadly Terms used by a Woman

5 deadly terms used by a woman Funny Signs And Quotes About Women from L. Sommer the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for lots more funny stuff and sample readings to my various books

Arguments with housemates have literally condemned me to my room for the foreseeable future through fear of running into them and having to repeat the same argument another 50 billion times.

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable?"

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable? I hate talking on the phone! Unless it's like my mom or grandparent's lol

Ain't that the truth!

This is such a good way to describe my amazing wonderful family! my bunch of crazies. // Home is where my bunch of crazies are :) quote

Ha!

Free and Funny Labor Day Ecard: I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

True!

I’m a Weirdo. She’s a Weirdo. Wouldn’t You Like to be a Weirdo Too?

It's a talent, really.

This is me on Sunday mornings.maybe not at in the morning but the 15 minutes is about right.

oh yes.. some people really just need a high-five. ;)

i still love this. some people just need a high five. in the face. with a chair. cause some people deserve it ya know.

absolutely not

Sure, I'm not going to deny that I like Tarder Sauce, the Grumpy Cat. Or, I should say that I appreciate the memes that sprang up around this cat's. I think I like these meme.

bahahahaha

This picture is a perfect example of stereotypes. Many of us know that Martha Stewart is a convicted felon but in this case Snoop Dog looks like he's more capable of committing a crime. This just goes to show that we shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

Coffee Magical Substance

Coffee is a magical substance, oh yes it is! Funny definition of "coffee" (noun): A magical substance that turns "Leave me alone or die" into "Good morning, Honey!

Like right meow.

Put Down Lines

Sure, I'm not going to deny that I like Tarder Sauce, the Grumpy Cat. Or, I should say that I appreciate the memes that sprang up around this cat's. I think I like these meme.

Diet

Funny pictures about Diet starts. Oh, and cool pics about Diet starts. Also, Diet starts.

- Grumpy Cat

Sure, I'm not going to deny that I like Tarder Sauce, the Grumpy Cat. Or, I should say that I appreciate the memes that sprang up around this cat's. I think I like these meme.

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