If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

i want her

I wish I could go outside and "play" with those birdies. This looks like my Macie looking out the front window every day watching the birds outside.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!


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pickle jokes are just funny. every pickle joke is funny. and i don't even like pickles.


WHAT AN AWESOME IDEA.I have always thought they should have a "dislike" button if they have a "like" button. Guess that might start a few arguments.

Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

I didn't grab no shoes or nothin' Jesus. Ain't nobody got time fo dat!


You've been warned! If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries.

Guilty. ...

Do this all the time when I was little because I just watch a scary movie. But now scary movies don't bother me. I think that they are funny as hell but still to this day. I Run up the stairs do no one will kill me


"You're more beautiful than Cinderella, you smell like pine needles and your face is like sunshine" bridesmaids